it was only yesterday when i came across with a most disturbing reading. A so called friend of mine has posted in her tuenti account a most revealing post, titled, ENVY.
Her enlightening post illustrated everyone (who bothered to read it) on her -so-called-religion, ENVY. -of which, by the way,- she is one of the most fervent adepts, and maybe, i could even dare to entitle her as the pope (or the mome, depending,) of ENVYANISM-.
Please allow me to describe this ENVYANISM, and i excuse myself if i have miss spelled it, as i myself has never known nor heard about it.
According to her, all their adepts are mediocre man and woman, which have no soul (or a rotten one) nor scruples. These followers are characterized by their selfishness and unhappiness. Their ultimate mission in life is to harm those who are different (not to say better) than them.
The promised land, is of course, heaven. Which is achieved by fulfilling the above mentioned requirements.
Now darling, seeing your inevitable failure in gaining followers, I'll give you this piece of advice, for free, just coz it's Christmas.
It was very kind of you to be honest about your religion. but i'm sorry to burst your bubble; people are not going to sign up if they know what it's really going to be like.
you have to lie to them, to be fake, to pretend, to show them one side, sell them another one, and then act in the opposite way. It sounds hard, and to most heart full, lovely kind people will result in an impossible mission to accomplish. But being you, should make things very simple, due to the fact that you are already like that.
My most sincere wishes in your religion
merry christmas and happy new year. :)
jueves, 24 de diciembre de 2009
domingo, 8 de noviembre de 2009
"The first will be last and the last will be first" Isaias 2:3
Isn't this a wonderful day??
isn't the air smelling cleaner, the sun shining brighter, the flowers blossoming quicker, the brids singing louder, and pink unicorns that jump over rainbowed-ponds jumping higher??
isn't this so wonerful??
actually, no. 1, coz i live in the city, and the air there always smells like sh..,
2, we are in autumn, there are no flowers blossoming.
3,there have been a series of hurricanes passing methodically around my house, therefore if there were any birds, then they have been caught by the hurricanes and right now they are probably somewhere near fiji.
5, our english teachers never showed us that side of life, we only know about psychopaths, suicides, retarded, and dictators (i think that rapers are also in that list).
but despite of all of that, today is a day to remember, not only because these important events hapend today:
# 1519 – Hernán Cortés enters Tenochtitlán and Aztec ruler Moctezuma welcomes him with a great celebration.
# 1520 – Stockholm Bloodbath begins: A successful invasion of Sweden by Danish forces results in the execution of around 100 people.
# 1576 – Eighty Years' War: Pacification of Ghent – The States-General of the Netherlands meet and unite to oppose Spanish occupation.
# 1602 – The Bodleian Library at Oxford University is opened to the public.
# 1620 – The Battle of White Mountain takes place near Prague, ending in a decisive Catholic victory in only two hours.
# 1745 – Charles Edward Stuart invades England with an army of ~5000 that would later participate in the Battle of Culloden.
# 1793 – In Paris, the French Revolutionary government opens the Louvre to the public as a museum.
# 1837 – Mary Lyon founds Mount Holyoke Female Seminary, which later becomes Mount Holyoke College.
# 1861 – American Civil War: The "Trent Affair" – The USS San Jacinto stops the United Kingdom mail ship Trent and arrests two Confederate envoys, sparking a diplomatic crisis between the UK and US.
# 1889 – Montana is admitted as the 41st U.S. state.
# 1892 – The New Orleans general strike begins, uniting black and white American trade unionists in a successful four-day general strike action for the first time.
# 1895 – While experimenting with electricity, Wilhelm Röntgen discovers the X-ray.
# 1901 – Bloody clashes take place in Athens following the translation of the Gospels into demotic Greek.
# 1917 – The People's Commissars give authority to Vladimir Lenin, Leon Trotsky, and Joseph Stalin.
# 1923 – Beer Hall Putsch: In Munich, Adolf Hitler leads the Nazis in an unsuccessful attempt to overthrow the German government.
# 1932 – Franklin Delano Roosevelt is elected the 32d President of the United States defeating Herbert Hoover.
# 1933 – Great Depression: New Deal – US President Franklin D. Roosevelt unveils the Civil Works Administration, an organization designed to create jobs for more than 4 million of the unemployed.
# 1935 – A dozen labor leaders come together to announce the creation of the Congress of Industrial Organizations (CIO), an organization charged with advancing industrial unionism.
# 1937 – The Nazi exhibition Der ewige Jude ("The Eternal Jew") opens in Munich.
# 1939 – Venlo Incident: Two British agents of SIS are captured by the Germans.
# 1939 – In Munich, Adolf Hitler narrowly escapes the assassination attempt of Georg Elser while celebrating the 16th anniversary of the Beer Hall Putsch.
# 1941 – The Albanian Communist Party is founded.
# 1942 – World War II: Operation Torch – United States and United Kingdom forces land in French North Africa.
# 1942 – World War II: French resistance coup in Algiers, in which 400 civilian French patriots neutralize Vichyist XIXth Army Corps after 15 hours of fighting, and arrest several Vichyst generals, allowing the immediate success of Operation Torch in Algiers.
# 1950 – Korean War: United States Air Force Lt. Russell J. Brown shoots down two North Korean MiG-15s in the first jet aircraft-to-jet aircraft dogfight in history.
# 1957 – Operation Grapple X, Round C1: Britain conducts its first successful hydrogen bomb test over Kiritimati in the Pacific.
# 1960 – John Fitzgerald Kennedy is elected the 35th President of the United States defeating Richard M. Nixon.
# 1965 – The British Indian Ocean Territory is created, consisting of Chagos Archipelago, Aldabra, Farquhar and Des Roches islands.
# 1965 – The Murder (Abolition of the Death Penalty) Act 1965 is given Royal Assent, formally abolishing the death penalty in the United Kingdom.
but because 17 years ago and after a 12h birth, a certain Beatriz Suay Garcia (alongwaysomewhere for bloggers); pink, fluffy, crying, naked, covered in blood (and other tissues), came out of that comfortable hole in which she had lived the last 9 months; and took a first glance to the world, to her world.
Congratulations Amparo, you dd it ;).
Don't worry Bea, pictures of you (when being baby) are going to be posted. just have patience :)
isn't the air smelling cleaner, the sun shining brighter, the flowers blossoming quicker, the brids singing louder, and pink unicorns that jump over rainbowed-ponds jumping higher??
isn't this so wonerful??
actually, no. 1, coz i live in the city, and the air there always smells like sh..,
2, we are in autumn, there are no flowers blossoming.
3,there have been a series of hurricanes passing methodically around my house, therefore if there were any birds, then they have been caught by the hurricanes and right now they are probably somewhere near fiji.
5, our english teachers never showed us that side of life, we only know about psychopaths, suicides, retarded, and dictators (i think that rapers are also in that list).
but despite of all of that, today is a day to remember, not only because these important events hapend today:
# 1519 – Hernán Cortés enters Tenochtitlán and Aztec ruler Moctezuma welcomes him with a great celebration.
# 1520 – Stockholm Bloodbath begins: A successful invasion of Sweden by Danish forces results in the execution of around 100 people.
# 1576 – Eighty Years' War: Pacification of Ghent – The States-General of the Netherlands meet and unite to oppose Spanish occupation.
# 1602 – The Bodleian Library at Oxford University is opened to the public.
# 1620 – The Battle of White Mountain takes place near Prague, ending in a decisive Catholic victory in only two hours.
# 1745 – Charles Edward Stuart invades England with an army of ~5000 that would later participate in the Battle of Culloden.
# 1793 – In Paris, the French Revolutionary government opens the Louvre to the public as a museum.
# 1837 – Mary Lyon founds Mount Holyoke Female Seminary, which later becomes Mount Holyoke College.
# 1861 – American Civil War: The "Trent Affair" – The USS San Jacinto stops the United Kingdom mail ship Trent and arrests two Confederate envoys, sparking a diplomatic crisis between the UK and US.
# 1889 – Montana is admitted as the 41st U.S. state.
# 1892 – The New Orleans general strike begins, uniting black and white American trade unionists in a successful four-day general strike action for the first time.
# 1895 – While experimenting with electricity, Wilhelm Röntgen discovers the X-ray.
# 1901 – Bloody clashes take place in Athens following the translation of the Gospels into demotic Greek.
# 1917 – The People's Commissars give authority to Vladimir Lenin, Leon Trotsky, and Joseph Stalin.
# 1923 – Beer Hall Putsch: In Munich, Adolf Hitler leads the Nazis in an unsuccessful attempt to overthrow the German government.
# 1932 – Franklin Delano Roosevelt is elected the 32d President of the United States defeating Herbert Hoover.
# 1933 – Great Depression: New Deal – US President Franklin D. Roosevelt unveils the Civil Works Administration, an organization designed to create jobs for more than 4 million of the unemployed.
# 1935 – A dozen labor leaders come together to announce the creation of the Congress of Industrial Organizations (CIO), an organization charged with advancing industrial unionism.
# 1937 – The Nazi exhibition Der ewige Jude ("The Eternal Jew") opens in Munich.
# 1939 – Venlo Incident: Two British agents of SIS are captured by the Germans.
# 1939 – In Munich, Adolf Hitler narrowly escapes the assassination attempt of Georg Elser while celebrating the 16th anniversary of the Beer Hall Putsch.
# 1941 – The Albanian Communist Party is founded.
# 1942 – World War II: Operation Torch – United States and United Kingdom forces land in French North Africa.
# 1942 – World War II: French resistance coup in Algiers, in which 400 civilian French patriots neutralize Vichyist XIXth Army Corps after 15 hours of fighting, and arrest several Vichyst generals, allowing the immediate success of Operation Torch in Algiers.
# 1950 – Korean War: United States Air Force Lt. Russell J. Brown shoots down two North Korean MiG-15s in the first jet aircraft-to-jet aircraft dogfight in history.
# 1957 – Operation Grapple X, Round C1: Britain conducts its first successful hydrogen bomb test over Kiritimati in the Pacific.
# 1960 – John Fitzgerald Kennedy is elected the 35th President of the United States defeating Richard M. Nixon.
# 1965 – The British Indian Ocean Territory is created, consisting of Chagos Archipelago, Aldabra, Farquhar and Des Roches islands.
# 1965 – The Murder (Abolition of the Death Penalty) Act 1965 is given Royal Assent, formally abolishing the death penalty in the United Kingdom.
but because 17 years ago and after a 12h birth, a certain Beatriz Suay Garcia (alongwaysomewhere for bloggers); pink, fluffy, crying, naked, covered in blood (and other tissues), came out of that comfortable hole in which she had lived the last 9 months; and took a first glance to the world, to her world.
Congratulations Amparo, you dd it ;).
Don't worry Bea, pictures of you (when being baby) are going to be posted. just have patience :)
sábado, 24 de octubre de 2009
Ways to not make me angry (for dummies)
8 USEFULL tips:
1)When I say no, it's a no. (y punto).
2) My answers are always straight forward
3) If I'm obviously avoiding the topic, it's because I know I'm going to hurt your feelings.
4) If I haven't answered to the 20th message you have send me, shouldn't that ring a bell??, it's not because I haven't received it... couldn't it be because I don't want to??
5) I hate when people se hacen los pobrecitos, so that you will have shame for them
6) I need to have a personal space, with only me inside.
7) I hate when people take over my personal space
8) Don't you even dare to try and make me do something that I don't want´; the tsunami in SriLanka, paradise compared to hat would happen to you.
So you just can't leave me alone right?? not even when I'm broken?? well, in that case I'll be more explicit, I just found a video that will explain you everything.
p.s: just for anyone who is remotly considering going out with me:
if you are NOT like this, don't even bother; it's just not gonna happen.
1. funny (but intelligent jokes)
2. intelligent (mas de dos dedos de frente)(you have got to know how to read betwee lines. taraa! big revelation; yes, sometimes you give so much away without actually saying it!!)
3. interesting (make me keep on wanting to know more)(boring = NOT GOOD)
4. mean (yes, i'm mean, so then you have to be mean, it's logicall deduction right??( (if not things get boring = NOT good)
5. macho (not ñoño, i don't want to be the one that always takes the iniciative)(i'm not your mom, i don't have nor want to be ontop of you; to have controll over you)(so get your fucking act together and act as you are! a man -hopefully-!)
6. spontaneous (i hate monotony, specially if you get into debating philosophical issues)
7. active (MOVE!!! just dont sit there expecting me to enjoy that!!)(sport= ahem-endrofines= happines)
8. NOT ñoño (i don't want those soft and tender guys which only agree with me (NEVER EVER agree always with me), and arent able to fight with me, i want some fights, i want some action!!)
9. observative: (you have got to know when i want you to push me, and when i don't want to be pushed futher because my will is not going to change)(observe what i do, YOU will LeArN what i like and what i don't like, based on what i do)
9. retailer (like the kind of guy that suprises you will lovely things which you wouldn't expect, and i DONT mean gifts, i mean to actually having the brains to think about something cute and nice and ORIGINAL (please denote that its in cap. leters so i might be important right??)
10. romantic (this is the last one for a specific reason, not because i forgot: it's the last one coz i just want A BIT; i don't want a possesive guy; i NEED MY SPACE, but he has to be alble to give me love when i want love)
taraaaa!!!!! so is it sooooooo difficult to be like this???
well apparently; yes it is.... isn't it clear enought?? if you don't fit into these 1-10 things then you are not my kinde of guy, so if you don't fit in more than one, well this is not math, 2 negaatives don't make a positive!! they just make a doubble negative!! (which is NOT GOOD)
and they say that we are the complex ones??
i honestly think that they are just stupid. y no tienen remedio.
1)When I say no, it's a no. (y punto).
2) My answers are always straight forward
3) If I'm obviously avoiding the topic, it's because I know I'm going to hurt your feelings.
4) If I haven't answered to the 20th message you have send me, shouldn't that ring a bell??, it's not because I haven't received it... couldn't it be because I don't want to??
5) I hate when people se hacen los pobrecitos, so that you will have shame for them
6) I need to have a personal space, with only me inside.
7) I hate when people take over my personal space
8) Don't you even dare to try and make me do something that I don't want´; the tsunami in SriLanka, paradise compared to hat would happen to you.
So you just can't leave me alone right?? not even when I'm broken?? well, in that case I'll be more explicit, I just found a video that will explain you everything.
p.s: just for anyone who is remotly considering going out with me:
if you are NOT like this, don't even bother; it's just not gonna happen.
1. funny (but intelligent jokes)
2. intelligent (mas de dos dedos de frente)(you have got to know how to read betwee lines. taraa! big revelation; yes, sometimes you give so much away without actually saying it!!)
3. interesting (make me keep on wanting to know more)(boring = NOT GOOD)
4. mean (yes, i'm mean, so then you have to be mean, it's logicall deduction right??( (if not things get boring = NOT good)
5. macho (not ñoño, i don't want to be the one that always takes the iniciative)(i'm not your mom, i don't have nor want to be ontop of you; to have controll over you)(so get your fucking act together and act as you are! a man -hopefully-!)
6. spontaneous (i hate monotony, specially if you get into debating philosophical issues)
7. active (MOVE!!! just dont sit there expecting me to enjoy that!!)(sport= ahem-endrofines= happines)
8. NOT ñoño (i don't want those soft and tender guys which only agree with me (NEVER EVER agree always with me), and arent able to fight with me, i want some fights, i want some action!!)
9. observative: (you have got to know when i want you to push me, and when i don't want to be pushed futher because my will is not going to change)(observe what i do, YOU will LeArN what i like and what i don't like, based on what i do)
9. retailer (like the kind of guy that suprises you will lovely things which you wouldn't expect, and i DONT mean gifts, i mean to actually having the brains to think about something cute and nice and ORIGINAL (please denote that its in cap. leters so i might be important right??)
10. romantic (this is the last one for a specific reason, not because i forgot: it's the last one coz i just want A BIT; i don't want a possesive guy; i NEED MY SPACE, but he has to be alble to give me love when i want love)
taraaaa!!!!! so is it sooooooo difficult to be like this???
well apparently; yes it is.... isn't it clear enought?? if you don't fit into these 1-10 things then you are not my kinde of guy, so if you don't fit in more than one, well this is not math, 2 negaatives don't make a positive!! they just make a doubble negative!! (which is NOT GOOD)
and they say that we are the complex ones??
i honestly think that they are just stupid. y no tienen remedio.
miércoles, 21 de octubre de 2009
cosas para recordar...
He encontrado un momento de lucidez entre pastillas dolor y crujidos para acceder a las peticiones de mi más fiel seguidora, y publicar esta nueva entry. Para hacerle el honor a mi fiel seguidora pensaba dedicar esta entry a este hecho tan chuli que me ha pasado, detallarlo detallada mente (jajaja valgame la redundancia) describiendo huesos, tendones, sangre, desgarros, pero he pensando en todos aquellos niños pequeños y sensibles que puedan leer esto, no quiero burstarles the bubble, para eso ya esta el cole con sus libros de lectura (que porsupuesto van de unicorns over green prados y rainbows). Para todo aquel que hable ingles como idioma nativo probablemente se este preguntando porque he cambiado de idioma. pues no! no he cambiado de idioma! ha! esto sigue siendo ingles, pero esta es una variante que solo se habla en el American School Of Valencia. Como los profesores no son nativos (ni en español ni en esta variante), pues no ven la diferencia entre esta variante y el español de la whole life (esque resulta que son muy parecidos) y se confunden, entre ellas y por eso nos quitan puntos. Esta en proceso de ser reconocida oficialmente, mas o menos sera oficial para cuando España salga de la “recesión económica”. Bueno pues a lo que iba. Seguramente os estaréis preguntando por que no habéis visto mi cara bonita por el cole; pues resulta que montar a caballo si ke es un deporte de riesgo. jaja, y yo, el domingo saltando a caballo, me caí y me rompí la clavícula. Si no sois fans de House o con aspiraciones a médicos seguramente no trendreis ni puñetera idea de que es eso. Pues es un hueso que conecta el hombro con la columna vertebral, que nunca te enteras de que esta, hasta que te lo rompes. taraaa!! ademas es el peor hueso que te podrias romper. porque no se puede enyesar ni inmovilizar ni ponerlo al sitio ni nada por el estilo porque es un hueso que soporta mucha tension... bla bla bla. Así que solo me queda tenerlo sujeto hacia atras y esperar que vuelva solo al sitio. jaja, que fácil suena verdad. pues no lo es!! es lo mas doloroso que te puedas imaginar, doloroso y asqueroso porque no solo notas como se te mueve cuando andas, sino ke tambien notas como cruje y chocan los dos huesos rotos, y se enganchan con otros musculos.... mmmm, super agradable!!! :D. asi que oficialmente soy una miserable inutil. yay! cheers for me!!
taraaaa!!!! mirad esta foto soy yo (quien dijo que estaba gorda?!?! jaja)!!, yo, y mi compi claviculi.
taraaaa!!!! mirad esta foto soy yo (quien dijo que estaba gorda?!?! jaja)!!, yo, y mi compi claviculi.
lunes, 21 de septiembre de 2009
Acknowledgments
My initial plan of going on-line today was for taking my post down. Because my best friend discovered my blogspot username, well,O.K, fair enough, i'll give you credit for that; YoU helped me out choosinng the name; without y0u “I believe that pigs can fly” would never have happened. Yay! cheers to Bea :E. So, getting back on track, she discovered it and read my first entry, which made the taking-down-the-post-so-that-she's-not-reading-it part useless. Yay!,again, cheers to bea ¬¬'.
So then, this picture is for everyone that KNOWS me and despite of that, is surreptitiously reading this blog.
Oh, and by the way just in case anyone is interested in knowing more about my adored best friend; check out her blog: alongwaysomewhere.
By the way B, no need to thank me for the free publicity i'm doing on your blogspot ;P, it's my pleasure.
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actually now that i look at the picture twice, it sort of reminds me of a 5 year old Mr. Knight....
domingo, 20 de septiembre de 2009
revelations
I was walking home last night, after "partying" for 5 hours in "El Carmen". My friends were chatting and moaning about how messed up their life is, surprisingly enough i didn't say a word; those who know me -hopefully no one that's reading this blog- would be shocked to know that i was able to stay silent for more than 15min. They were complaining, I on the other hand was thinking. this is another unusual thing for me to do. Who said that alcohol was bad?? XD. I thought about myself, about my life. It was really weird. It was like watching a movie. Images of events that had taken place during the last 2-3 months rushed in, they were like little movie trailers playing at high speed in my brain. By the time they were over I felt old. I felt as if i had done everything that was worth doing (except parachuting; that's still on my "things to do before i die" list). I thought that i wouldn't really care if I died right now, in that precise moment, because i had already gone through lots of things . My next thought was: what have i got left to do? the first thing that popped into my mind was "falling in love". this just took me to a totally different topic; Love. Bullshit. Every guy that i have ever snogged etc. forms part of me, because i have always liked (in Spanish it sounds much nicer, believe me, but i prefer to use the literal meaning for this case ;D) him in some way or another (hmm... now that I think about it, you could scratch a couple of names off of that list; i was just too drunk to know what I was doing... yeah, alcohol is bad :P). By liking him i mean that if i was to go out with that guy, I could eventually fall in love with him. which is what I've done a couple of times, and much to my regret. Needless to say the outcome of those relationships; a total failure. So then, here was my dilemma; how to know, how to recognize what is "true love" if you have already fallen in it's trap, and you were fooled by it. Everyone which whom i have spoken to says that you "feel it". you feel differently, you know which one is the right one. According to a friend's theory, feelings or emotions are produced by a series of chemical reactions, which are then interpreted by your brain in one way or another. So then, what if you've got a twisted brain -like mine- which just interprets chemical reactions the other way round. In that case, you are fucked up. therefore i realized that maybe I've always been wrong. That every guy that i have ever rejected coz i thought they were not the right ones; they might as well be the perfect ones, the "love of my life". which just left me with the obvious realization that if I'm to guide myself on my instincts (emotions etc.) i may as well end up alone with a half a dozen of cats.
well, i think that this is enough of nonsense for today.
well, i think that this is enough of nonsense for today.
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