Ways to not make me angry (for dummies)

8 USEFULL tips:
1)When I say no, it's a no. (y punto).
2) My answers are always straight forward
3) If I'm obviously avoiding the topic, it's because I know I'm going to hurt your feelings.
4) If I haven't answered to the 20th message you have send me, shouldn't that ring a bell??, it's not because I haven't received it... couldn't it be because I don't want to??
5) I hate when people se hacen los pobrecitos, so that you will have shame for them
6) I need to have a personal space, with only me inside.
7) I hate when people take over my personal space
8) Don't you even dare to try and make me do something that I don't want´; the tsunami in SriLanka, paradise compared to hat would happen to you.

So you just can't leave me alone right?? not even when I'm broken?? well, in that case I'll be more explicit, I just found a video that will explain you everything.



p.s: just for anyone who is remotly considering going out with me:
if you are NOT like this, don't even bother; it's just not gonna happen.
1. funny (but intelligent jokes)
2. intelligent (mas de dos dedos de frente)(you have got to know how to read betwee lines. taraa! big revelation; yes, sometimes you give so much away without actually saying it!!)
3. interesting (make me keep on wanting to know more)(boring = NOT GOOD)
4. mean (yes, i'm mean, so then you have to be mean, it's logicall deduction right??( (if not things get boring = NOT good)
5. macho (not ñoño, i don't want to be the one that always takes the iniciative)(i'm not your mom, i don't have nor want to be ontop of you; to have controll over you)(so get your fucking act together and act as you are! a man -hopefully-!)
6. spontaneous (i hate monotony, specially if you get into debating philosophical issues)
7. active (MOVE!!! just dont sit there expecting me to enjoy that!!)(sport= ahem-endrofines= happines)
8. NOT ñoño (i don't want those soft and tender guys which only agree with me (NEVER EVER agree always with me), and arent able to fight with me, i want some fights, i want some action!!)
9. observative: (you have got to know when i want you to push me, and when i don't want to be pushed futher because my will is not going to change)(observe what i do, YOU will LeArN what i like and what i don't like, based on what i do)
9. retailer (like the kind of guy that suprises you will lovely things which you wouldn't expect, and i DONT mean gifts, i mean to actually having the brains to think about something cute and nice and ORIGINAL (please denote that its in cap. leters so i might be important right??)
10. romantic (this is the last one for a specific reason, not because i forgot: it's the last one coz i just want A BIT; i don't want a possesive guy; i NEED MY SPACE, but he has to be alble to give me love when i want love)

taraaaa!!!!! so is it sooooooo difficult to be like this???
well apparently; yes it is.... isn't it clear enought?? if you don't fit into these 1-10 things then you are not my kinde of guy, so if you don't fit in more than one, well this is not math, 2 negaatives don't make a positive!! they just make a doubble negative!! (which is NOT GOOD)
and they say that we are the complex ones??
i honestly think that they are just stupid. y no tienen remedio.

cosas para recordar...

He encontrado un momento de lucidez entre pastillas dolor y crujidos para acceder a las peticiones de mi más fiel seguidora, y publicar esta nueva entry. Para hacerle el honor a mi fiel seguidora pensaba dedicar esta entry a este hecho tan chuli que me ha pasado, detallarlo detallada mente (jajaja valgame la redundancia) describiendo huesos, tendones, sangre, desgarros, pero he pensando en todos aquellos niños pequeños y sensibles que puedan leer esto, no quiero burstarles the bubble, para eso ya esta el cole con sus libros de lectura (que porsupuesto van de unicorns over green prados y rainbows). Para todo aquel que hable ingles como idioma nativo probablemente se este preguntando porque he cambiado de idioma. pues no! no he cambiado de idioma! ha! esto sigue siendo ingles, pero esta es una variante que solo se habla en el American School Of Valencia. Como los profesores no son nativos (ni en español ni en esta variante), pues no ven la diferencia entre esta variante y el español de la whole life (esque resulta que son muy parecidos) y se confunden, entre ellas y por eso nos quitan puntos. Esta en proceso de ser reconocida oficialmente, mas o menos sera oficial para cuando España salga de la “recesión económica”. Bueno pues a lo que iba. Seguramente os estaréis preguntando por que no habéis visto mi cara bonita por el cole; pues resulta que montar a caballo si ke es un deporte de riesgo. jaja, y yo, el domingo saltando a caballo, me caí y me rompí la clavícula. Si no sois fans de House o con aspiraciones a médicos seguramente no trendreis ni puñetera idea de que es eso. Pues es un hueso que conecta el hombro con la columna vertebral, que nunca te enteras de que esta, hasta que te lo rompes. taraaa!! ademas es el peor hueso que te podrias romper. porque no se puede enyesar ni inmovilizar ni ponerlo al sitio ni nada por el estilo porque es un hueso que soporta mucha tension... bla bla bla. Así que solo me queda tenerlo sujeto hacia atras y esperar que vuelva solo al sitio. jaja, que fácil suena verdad. pues no lo es!! es lo mas doloroso que te puedas imaginar, doloroso y asqueroso porque no solo notas como se te mueve cuando andas, sino ke tambien notas como cruje y chocan los dos huesos rotos, y se enganchan con otros musculos.... mmmm, super agradable!!! :D. asi que oficialmente soy una miserable inutil. yay! cheers for me!!
taraaaa!!!! mirad esta foto soy yo (quien dijo que estaba gorda?!?! jaja)!!, yo, y mi compi claviculi.