Ways to not make me angry (for dummies)

8 USEFULL tips:
1)When I say no, it's a no. (y punto).
2) My answers are always straight forward
3) If I'm obviously avoiding the topic, it's because I know I'm going to hurt your feelings.
4) If I haven't answered to the 20th message you have send me, shouldn't that ring a bell??, it's not because I haven't received it... couldn't it be because I don't want to??
5) I hate when people se hacen los pobrecitos, so that you will have shame for them
6) I need to have a personal space, with only me inside.
7) I hate when people take over my personal space
8) Don't you even dare to try and make me do something that I don't want´; the tsunami in SriLanka, paradise compared to hat would happen to you.

So you just can't leave me alone right?? not even when I'm broken?? well, in that case I'll be more explicit, I just found a video that will explain you everything.



p.s: just for anyone who is remotly considering going out with me:
if you are NOT like this, don't even bother; it's just not gonna happen.
1. funny (but intelligent jokes)
2. intelligent (mas de dos dedos de frente)(you have got to know how to read betwee lines. taraa! big revelation; yes, sometimes you give so much away without actually saying it!!)
3. interesting (make me keep on wanting to know more)(boring = NOT GOOD)
4. mean (yes, i'm mean, so then you have to be mean, it's logicall deduction right??( (if not things get boring = NOT good)
5. macho (not ñoño, i don't want to be the one that always takes the iniciative)(i'm not your mom, i don't have nor want to be ontop of you; to have controll over you)(so get your fucking act together and act as you are! a man -hopefully-!)
6. spontaneous (i hate monotony, specially if you get into debating philosophical issues)
7. active (MOVE!!! just dont sit there expecting me to enjoy that!!)(sport= ahem-endrofines= happines)
8. NOT ñoño (i don't want those soft and tender guys which only agree with me (NEVER EVER agree always with me), and arent able to fight with me, i want some fights, i want some action!!)
9. observative: (you have got to know when i want you to push me, and when i don't want to be pushed futher because my will is not going to change)(observe what i do, YOU will LeArN what i like and what i don't like, based on what i do)
9. retailer (like the kind of guy that suprises you will lovely things which you wouldn't expect, and i DONT mean gifts, i mean to actually having the brains to think about something cute and nice and ORIGINAL (please denote that its in cap. leters so i might be important right??)
10. romantic (this is the last one for a specific reason, not because i forgot: it's the last one coz i just want A BIT; i don't want a possesive guy; i NEED MY SPACE, but he has to be alble to give me love when i want love)

taraaaa!!!!! so is it sooooooo difficult to be like this???
well apparently; yes it is.... isn't it clear enought?? if you don't fit into these 1-10 things then you are not my kinde of guy, so if you don't fit in more than one, well this is not math, 2 negaatives don't make a positive!! they just make a doubble negative!! (which is NOT GOOD)
and they say that we are the complex ones??
i honestly think that they are just stupid. y no tienen remedio.