jueves, 24 de diciembre de 2009

ENVYANISM

it was only yesterday when i came across with a most disturbing reading. A so called friend of mine has posted in her tuenti account a most revealing post, titled, ENVY.
Her enlightening post illustrated everyone (who bothered to read it) on her -so-called-religion, ENVY. -of which, by the way,- she is one of the most fervent adepts, and maybe, i could even dare to entitle her as the pope (or the mome, depending,) of ENVYANISM-.
Please allow me to describe this ENVYANISM, and i excuse myself if i have miss spelled it, as i myself has never known nor heard about it.
According to her, all their adepts are mediocre man and woman, which have no soul (or a rotten one) nor scruples. These followers are characterized by their selfishness and unhappiness. Their ultimate mission in life is to harm those who are different (not to say better) than them.
The promised land, is of course, heaven. Which is achieved by fulfilling the above mentioned requirements.

Now darling, seeing your inevitable failure in gaining followers, I'll give you this piece of advice, for free, just coz it's Christmas.
It was very kind of you to be honest about your religion. but i'm sorry to burst your bubble; people are not going to sign up if they know what it's really going to be like.
you have to lie to them, to be fake, to pretend, to show them one side, sell them another one, and then act in the opposite way. It sounds hard, and to most heart full, lovely kind people will result in an impossible mission to accomplish. But being you, should make things very simple, due to the fact that you are already like that.
My most sincere wishes in your religion
merry christmas and happy new year. :)